How to make ice cream in Alaska
@bunjywunjy get peer reviewed
mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl
AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.
YOU - "Stop being a b--"
REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.
DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.
1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."
if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
acourtofthronesandglasses asked:
do you have any cursed/blessed harris hawk facts?
bunjywunjy answered:
Harris’s Hawks are the only pack-hunting raptor on the planet! they go after rabbits with tactics similar to those found in a pack of wolves, driving it away from cover until one of them can go down and nab it.
this also means they’re more social than other hawks, and will do things like stand on each other’s backs or hold hands for no reason
It's so obnoxious that every time a really strange looking animal goes viral the comments are flooded with people who suspect it's a space alien, a genetic experiment, a mutation or a hoax all before they ever suspect that maybe there are more animals in the world than the 5 kinds they can name
I made this post before AI images were an issue and you cannot imagine how much worse this has gotten
the evil twin of this is someone posting a fluffy precious adorable bird chick and saying it's a baby corvid or owlet and everyone going OMG I DIDNT KNOW HOW CUTE A BABY PARTOT IS and it's like yeah that's cuz you're looking at a needle felted toy
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post
Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD
See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users
The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING
Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo
part of the reason America still doesn’t have universal healthcare is that a large portion of the healthy population consciously or subconsciously believes that being sick is somehow a moral failing. someone randomly has a heart attack at age 30 and there are people like “well, you should have eaten better, exercised more and drank less” like a medical emergency is proof you were living a life of sloth and sin and it could never happen to them. 
Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles
Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground
Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor
